party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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