I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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