So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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