In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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