I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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