I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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