Non-Jews are for practice
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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