I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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