Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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