I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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