god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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