He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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