I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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