Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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