do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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