So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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