so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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