There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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