You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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