I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
please come you make the beer taste better
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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