@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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