your room smells of hookers.
And success
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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