What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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