so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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