I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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