in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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