Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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