Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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