Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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