the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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