North Korea, Best Korea!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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