which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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