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go home
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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