I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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