kristin has been a bad kristin
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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