these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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