It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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