Don't you send me to vm
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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