well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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