I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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