p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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