Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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