Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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