I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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