Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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