They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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