Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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