I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
