worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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