But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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