her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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