sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
