i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
do herpes really smell.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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