And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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