Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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