I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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