does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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