I am puke
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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