Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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