I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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